What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 05:53
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
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Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
No, not a chance
No way
No go.